thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

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tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

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blackkolors:

when you mention skrillex anywhere and all the pretentious music elitists make that face that pretentious music elitists make when you mention skrillex anywhere

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curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

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cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

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bhindemraldeyez:

Omg. If heaven has a room full of Sonnys like this….oh, gosh, I so hope I go there!

browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

swedinish:

wessasaurus-rex:

How I see my friends draw 

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artofsteel monorose-chan

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

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